kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

(via vonmunsterr)

"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

— Kendra Wells  (via napsie)

(Source: mysharona1987, via australiansanta)

(Source: ghostlytreats, via vonmunsterr)

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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wearentascoolasyou:

I love the look on his face.

(Source: sheldony)

ovosexo:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH


ohhhh shit

ovosexo:

seliebercrush:

I CAN’T BREATH

ohhhh shit

(via soyacide)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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